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Yes, size does matter, but it’s the size of the heart, rather than any other part.
It is wonderful to experience and feel truly loved and appreciated.
No amount of skill and technique can make up for being cherished and cared for by the other, in a physically intimate relationship.
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By WiseWoman

There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. 
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One reason why sex is still such a taboo subject that can hardly ever be discussed with a straight face, is that there is so much hypocrisy.
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Dear Diary,

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole ‘Venus and Mars’ thing. I’ve also never figured out why men think with their head while women think with their heart. And I’ve yet to figure out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do".

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me".

I said: “WHAT??????”

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I’m thinking: “What was her first clue?". I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…….. she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don’t think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was ok.

She was so excited by all of this when she finally said: “I’m ready to go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out: “No, honey I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” You should have seen her face……it went completely blank. I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while". And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".

I figure that I won’t be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.

Two blondes meet at the pearly gates of heaven.
The first blonde says to the second, “Hey! How did you die?”
The second blonde says, “I froze to death.”

“Wow that must be a terrible way to die. What’s it feel like?” says the first blonde.

“Well at first it hurts,” says the second blonde, “But after a while everything goes numb and it’s very peaceful. Like drifting off to sleep almost. How did you die?”

“Oh I had a heart attack,” says the first blonde. “You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me. So I came home early one day to catch him in the act. I ran into the upstairs bedroom but he was just sitting there reading a book. So I ran down to the basement and no one was there. I ran to the first floor but no one was there either. So I ran up the steps to the attic - but just as I was halfway up the steps I had a massive heart attack and died.”

“How ironic,” Says the second blonde.

“Why’s that?” Says the first.

“If you’d only looked in the freezer then we’d both still be alive.”

The Magic of flirting

Flirting is the way most people determine whether or not a member of the opposite sex is interested in them. Following is a quick outline on how you should go about the complex, sometimes fun, sometimes not so fun, task of flirting. It all beings with your approach.
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A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.
The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said,
“Tell me about anything the 2 of you have in common.”
The husband spoke up and said, “Well, neither one of us sucks dicks.”

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Until recently, guys with premature ejaculation problems had to wait at least a few weeks to see results from natural solutions. However, new research has finally revealed why some guys last and others simply can’t. Based on the training principles of body building, it is now possible to teach your body how to have sex correctly through a serious of specially designed exercises.

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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

She says “Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up.”

Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!”

She says again, “Well put them between my legs and I’ll warm them up.” He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says,"Honey, my hands are really freezing!”

She (smiles) and says, “Darn Honey, don’t your EARS ever get cold?”

Bosses at BP - Britain’s biggest firm - have fired off a memo to staff - asking them to stop having sex in the office.

It comes after romps in toilets, in a meeting room and behind cabinets were caught on CCTV cameras, says The Sun.
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